Hey Santa why don’t you be rad and bring me a girlfriend, you fat fuck.
Hey Santa why don’t you be rad and bring me a girlfriend voluntarist boyfriend , you fat fuck.
Hey Santa why don’t you be rad and bring me a girlfriend, you fat fuck.
Hey Santa why don’t you be rad and bring me a girlfriend voluntarist boyfriend , you fat fuck.
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^ This. xD
Hey Santa, I don’t want a fucking thing from you, just stop spying on me with this naughty/nice list bullshit, you fat...
Hey Santa, a cool girlfriend would be nice, but I’d settle for like, a friends with benefits thing or a cuddle buddy or...
Hey Santa why don’t you be rad and bring me a girlfriend voluntarist boyfriend , you fat fuck.