sweatpantsboner:

Hey Santa why don’t you be rad and bring me a girlfriend, you fat fuck.

Hey Santa why don’t you be rad and bring me a girlfriend voluntarist boyfriend , you fat fuck.

  1. poison-eater reblogged this from thefreelioness
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  3. priceofliberty reblogged this from sugashane and added:
    ^^
  4. theonecalledbiz reblogged this from sugashane and added:
    ^ This. xD
  5. sugashane reblogged this from thefreelioness and added:
    Hey Santa, I don’t want a fucking thing from you, just stop spying on me with this naughty/nice list bullshit, you fat...
  6. some-devil-some-angel reblogged this from thefreelioness and added:
    Hey Santa, a cool girlfriend would be nice, but I’d settle for like, a friends with benefits thing or a cuddle buddy or...
  7. thefreelioness reblogged this from houndsonheels and added:
    Hey Santa why don’t you be rad and bring me a girlfriend voluntarist boyfriend , you fat fuck.
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